PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta chat about the actual scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more than just observing. It's a whole thing. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the hidden action. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! One time when that forward went barreling into the glass, I swear, it looked like a